If I were Dancing King of the Ballroom, I would decree this cast for Season 12 of Dancing with the Stars.
Michael Strahan (retired All Pro defensive lineman) and Cheryl Burke
Cathy Rigby (former Olympic gymnast and actor) and Tony Dovolani
Landon Donovan (American soccer player) and Edyta Sliwinska
Lisa Leslie (retired WNBA player) and Maksim Chmerkovskiy
Martin Short (actor and comedian) and Anna Trebunskaya
Bonnie Wright (actor) and Derek Hough
Tyson Beckford (model) and Chelsie Hightower
Amber Riley (actor) and Louis van Amstel
Eddie Izzard (comedian and actor) and Lacey Schwimmer
Valerie Bertinelli (actor) and Jonathan Roberts
John Cho (actor) and Julianne Hough
Padma Lakshmi (Top Chef host) and Dmitry Chaplin
Alas and alack, I am not Dancing King.
**sigh**
We must wait patiently for March to see who will contend for Season 12's Glitter Ball of Glory.
**sigh**
**sigh**
May the Lords of Dance grant my wish for Ms Valerie to come dancing.
**sigh**
