Don't get too excited yet. This is only my announcement that the announcement of the Season 14 DWTS case is set for 28 Feburary. Performances begin on 19 March with a step-over-lip-lock-super-sensational-2-hour season premier.
I'm ready!
Today I shall repeat the cast I would choose if I were Dancing King of the Ballroom.
Michael Strahan (retired All Pro defensive lineman) and Cheryl Burke
Cathy Rigby (former Olympic gymnast and actor) and Tony Dovolani
Landon Donovan (American soccer player) and Edyta Sliwinska
Lisa Leslie (retired WNBA player) and Maksim Chmerkovskiy
Martin Short (actor and comedian) and Anna Trebunskaya
Bonnie Wright (actor) and Derek Hough
Tyson Beckford (model) and Chelsie Hightower
Amber Riley (actor and singer) and Louis van Amstel
Eddie Izzard (comedian and actor) and Lacey Schwimmer
Valerie Bertinelli (actor) and Jonathan Roberts
John Cho (actor) and Julianne Hough
Padma Lakshmi (Top Chef host) and Dmitry Chaplin
Alas and alack, I have still not been crowned Dancing King. I hold out hope that someday, the Lords of Dance will grant my wish for Ms Valerie to come dancing.
