We wonderss thingsses, precious...yesss we doess.
Like...
...why the phrase "My only issue is..." is generally followed by a laundry list of additional concerns.
...why a package that indicates "Serves 2" doesn't also indicate that the meal only serves 2 if you add a side vegetable and dinner rolls.
...why the phrase "So my question is..." is often followed by a laundry list of questions.
...why I used to suffer so much anxiety over a few unopened or unresolved emails in my inbox at work.
...why the phrase "The only thing that bothers me is..." is usually followed by a laundry list of grievances.
...why some drivers find it so difficult to follow this simple rule from the Washington State driving laws: Drivers must not enter an intersection unless they can get through it without having to stop. You should wait until traffic ahead clears so you are not blocking the intersection. (Seriously gang, your destination isn't nearly as important as keeping the intersections clear for emergency vehicles.)
...why some neighbors can't understand the simple courtesy of not running obnoxiously noisy machinery early than 09:00 (9am) and later than 18:00 (6pm).
These thingsses we wonderss, precious...yesss we doess.
We're taped from Vegas tonight. Our full judging panel sits in for Vegas callbacks as they search for the Top 20 who will dance live for our votes.
And cue LEGSSES...uhm...music!